Eve used to be a stripper? Duh. Everybody knows that; she has a one syllable, one word name. It’s a dead give away! I think it’s a good thing, to be honest. I think if Hilton would have stripped a little before she decided to “sing” and “act” the pole dancing she does in clubs wouldn’t be so fucking horrendous. Maybe putting her through—How to Create an Erection 101—would clue her in on how to dance and actually be sexy. Like a whore camp for gangly, Aryan, spoilt bitches.
I think it’s hot that Eve was a stripper. Strippers pay taxes, raise kids and turn on truckers and socially awkward douche bags of America. Why hate? Did you prefer to do it? You prefer to pay their bills? Oh no, my bad, you’re hating ’cause you want those white satin prom shoes with the daisy and red feather boas! Yeeaw!
Pictures NSFW (if you can figure out wtf is going on):
From what I can tell the pictures are from thisis50.com but I got them at theblemish.com
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