Someone gave Kim Kardashian a microphone and a leotard: may the divine Ali Lohan save us all. Don’t ask me what kind of red waterwing fuckery this is, all I know is that I pity the Armenian sweat shop worker that bedazzled her fucking name into that outfit!
If those coked-out club goers gave two fucks about what she had to say, they’d look like it. Instead, everyone in the background is either having a “club convo” (you know, the superficial kind that is just enough to cover your awkwardness and the music but nothing you’ll remember the next day) or they are staring at her like a zoo animal. She is of course, a zoo animal, a consumer product with no intrinsic value, getting money for exploiting herself. Difference is: zoo animals have no choice and are proud, beautiful animals.
Kim Kardashian has no category in the celeb world. All she’s selling is old sex she had with some dude you don’t really know. But since she’s extrawhoredinary, people are able to either rub one out to her being an “oh! oh yeah, you dirty slut! show me your ass, yeah, that’s right…show it to me-you’re such a dirty whore” or gravitate to her because she’s a small step up on the beauty scale from Paris Hilton. After all, her eyes do point the same direction.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Captain Obvious // Aug 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Ugh! This woman makes me want to chug a tall glass of bleach. I can’t help but notice the horrible strain she’s putting on those stupid costumes she’s wearning.
I’m sorry, but a woman who feels the need to stick her ass out when she walks the red carpet to get a little notariaty for herself makes me sick. The woman is so loose her hip-bones rattle. She’s the sexual equivalent of throwing a hotdog down a hallway. She’s…I’m running out of slutty insults. Proof that it’s been a long day.
I’d rather beat off with sandpaper than watch this woman try to do something remotely sexy.
2 schmallison // Aug 19, 2008 at 7:10 am
Oh look! Kim the Centaur is trying to do something remotely sexy again!
*mails some sand paper to Captain Obvious*
3 Captain Obvious // Aug 19, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Guess I better get started. I’m sure another sex tape will be out soon. Wish me luck on my weiner recovery.
4 Frothy Afterbirth // Aug 19, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I wonder if her clam is finally catching fire. I ‘m mean Reggie Bush has got to be infected with something with all those groupies he laid down before hooking up with Kim.
5 msmolly // Aug 19, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Um, maybe I’m just out of the loop, but aren’t garter belt buckles/hooks supposed to attach to something, like thigh high stockings? I think their purpose is kind of defunct if you were full on fishnet pantyhose. Her father is probably rolling around in his grave at what slutty trash she’s become. Damn you E! for giving this abomination & others (Denise Richards) air time!
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