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Guess That Frankentitty: Tila Tequila

September 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Teddygoodtimes and MsMolly won!  It is indeeeed Tila Tequila.  You guys are the smurtest!!! Not to mention faaking funny; thanks for the comments you crack me up.

I woke up in a horrible mood today; I’m having one of those “I suck and fail at everything” days.  The fact that Tila Tequila has a book coming out did not help that.  Yeah, a book with words in it, apparently some she formed herself.  People paid her for them.  If that’s not fucking depressing, I don’t know what is.

Tags: guess the frankentitty · plastic · tila tequila

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 teddygoodtimes // Sep 12, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    you neither suck, nor fail at everything

  • 2 theprincess // Sep 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    meh. yeah, that would mean i’d be dead. :-) I EXCEL AT BREATHING! YES!!!!1

  • 3 hotcakesandflapjacks // Sep 13, 2008 at 11:39 am

    you don’t fail at everything; let the cancer lyrics lift you up princess:

    I’m tellin’ you
    Things get better
    Through whatever
    If you fall
    Dust if off, don’t let up
    Don’t you know you
    Can go be your own miracle

    Go be your own miracle! YEAH!

  • 4 Frothy Afterbirth // Sep 16, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    I hope it’s a pop-up book with few words because there is nothing smart *cough* she can see say that will remotely make me be interested to read it.

  • 5 schmallison // Sep 18, 2008 at 9:32 am

    You should read Tila’s book. Apparently it’s about how to succeed.

    pause.

    pause.

    NOT

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