CBS News is reporting a call went out to the bomb squad in Goteborg, Sweden due to a vibrating package thought to be a bomb. Turns out, it was a vibrating sex toy. The transcript went something like this:
Well goodness!? Whose could that be!? It surely isn’t mine.
But your name is on the address label.
Oh, yes, well, that could be anyone in this building.
Well it has your apartment number right there and it says your roommate signed for it.
Oh, no, no, that couldn’t be. My roommate is out of the country! And blind! And illiterate!
But you’re holding the receipt in your hand, right there.
Oh, uh, well…*masturbator takes box and runs inside*
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I totally made that conversation up but it’s loosely based on a situation that may, or may not, have happened to my parents and me moving out of the dorms.
P.S. since when do the sex toys you order online come with batteries in them!? Damn those Swedes they got everything! Neutrality, liberal policy towards homosexuality, the cathedrals and now vibrators equip with batteries so you can jump right in!
I’m moving.
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