Broke too. You’d be broke down as well, if all you did all day and all night was fuck and schlep Louis Vuitton luggage. Page Six is reporting that Mariah had so much luggage that it wouldn’t fit on her chartered plane to Las Vegas. Two members of her entourage had to fly separately on Southwest to get all her shit there. You know there was no nap time for Nick on that private jet-oh no, no nappy, only fuckey.
He’s tired and probably drained of all bodily fluids. Dehydration has gone to his head and he’s forgotten what day it is-wearing a Christmas scarf and left his boots untied, the poor thing! And isn’t it just like Mariah to not tell him they were going to Las Vegas where it’s 80 degrees when he’s dressed for snowboarding. She probably thought the scarf “put a little weight on him” and made her look thinner.
Mimi’s evil but I can’t hate. If a 28 year old man has to suffer a little dementia and dehydration for me to get my O face on at 39, then, well, so be it. Mariah looks positively radiant (ignoring the tree trunk she calls her torso for this post). At 39, she may not be drinking the blood of the young but she’s certainly benefiting from his cum.
I have the fix for Nick’s luggage and vagina issues here. (link nsfw) No more bag laden travels or friction rashes; he’ll get a break.
3 responses so far ↓
1 teddygoodtimes // Oct 13, 2008 at 9:00 am
Rent-a-Dildo.. nice
2 schmallison // Oct 13, 2008 at 4:43 pm
OMG I hope they put those rentals in an autoclave. *Shudder* Rent now and we’ll throw in Hepatitis for FREE!
3 hotcakesandflapjacks // Oct 14, 2008 at 11:07 am
You know they’ve already made it past the 17 days I originally gave them. Good for them.
Good for you Mariah and esp. good for YOU Nick Cannon. You got that shit down tight for all the male gold diggers. Get that baby in her belly and she can never be rid of you. Do it! Do it! Do it!
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