According to NY Daily News, Uma Thurman is engaged to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson. Check out the article it’s riveting; half of it is about how big her ring is. *gag* Ol’ dude apparently has two kids with Elle Macpherson. He must be swangin’ pole is all I gotta say, ’cause both them dames have their own money. He’s a little too whitey-whitey Euro looking for my taste. Hope those two don’t have kids, they’ll be invisible.
Secondly, and just about as interesting, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. Apparently he got fed up being married to someone with only one name. It’s reported he just couldn’t take telling hotel concierges, credit card account reps and elderly family members his wife’s name was “Madonna. No, that’s it. JUST MADONNA. NO! There is no last name. Her name is Madonna! Yes, like the virgin mother of our lord. I know… yes… I see the irony. Please, just put it my name!”
I kid. Apparently they just fought a ton about him being nice and having a penis and her being evil and having a penis. No, no, um, wait…I guess they were just both stubborn or something. Who cares. They’re getting a divorce, there’s no prenup but everything is expected to be amicable.
*snore*
12 responses so far ↓
1 schmallison // Jun 27, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Uma just got tired of always being the one in the relationship with the weirdest name. Congratulations, Arpad.
Now the two of them can spend the rest of their lives commiserating about how their parents hated them.
2 Purple // Jun 27, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I think this is the funniest post I’ve read so far. I spit out my beer twice.
3 daprincess // Jun 28, 2008 at 2:10 pm
YAY! Now if I can just give you violent diarrhea, I’ll be happy. However, booze sacrifice is a great way of showing this whore goddess your appreciation.
4 Comment left // Jun 29, 2008 at 11:09 am
The great man speaks again.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
Oh and uh, this post is highly ironic…
5 theprincess // Jun 29, 2008 at 3:13 pm
i have no clue what you’re trying to communicate. there’s no pun intended and it would only be ironic if i were a rich white person doing boring things, right?
i’m lost. i only approved your comment because it’s vague enough to leave me hope you’re not being a random asshole for no reason other than, from the post’s subject matter, defense of uma and madonna?
6 schmallison // Jun 29, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Methinks it’s a misplaced link, perhaps it’s supposed to link to the Maddox rant about bloggers.
But, no matter what Maddox feels about bloggers, I’m sure we can all agree that the REAL douchbags are the people that COMMENT on blogs.
…Although, I tend to think of myself as more of a “turd sandwich”.
7 msmolly // Jun 29, 2008 at 9:25 pm
I concur with the “turd sandwich.” However, I’m opinionated just enough to continue to comment no matter what. Uma, you rocked my world with “Kill Bill” 1&2, but then you went and did a movie called “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”?! WTF?! Were you trying to kill your career? Is that why you shacked up with this tich tool? And as for you Madonna, well you just plain suck. I would totally say that to her face, but I’m afraid she might beat me to death with her man hands and “Penetrator.”
8 Comment left // Jul 3, 2008 at 9:14 am
so schmallison, by definition, your a douchebag? and i should have said this post was half-ironic i guess.
9 schmallison // Jul 3, 2008 at 10:14 am
Like I said, I think of myself as more of a “turd sandwich”. You see, it’s called “self-deprecating humor”. Get it? Pay attention, because there will be a test later.
Plus, I get to call you out for criticizing blogs that YOU READ. Why would you read and post on a blog you think is stupid? Probably the same reason you’d post a comment publicly without knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re”…
10 Comment left // Jul 3, 2008 at 10:56 am
oh, my bad. you’re a douchebag then.
and self-deprecating humor is ridiculous. like punching yourself in the face, for laughs.
and i didn’t say i thought this blog was stupid. just this particular post.
11 Comment left // Jul 13, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Also, I’m a giant douchebag.
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