TMZ has posted a new video of Shia LaBeouf begging his friend to bitch slap him. He calls his friend a “faggot,” a “bitch,” a “dog,” “bro” and tells him to “come with it.” It’s natural for him to use all these words as he is: adoucha-bag.
I checked IMDB to find out what he’s been in ’cause I’ve seen him around but I really had no clue who or what he was. He’s very unexceptional looking. I figured he was a douche from the face pubes I’ve seen him rock but to what level, I was unsure.
This video confirms that, in spite of being an actor, skinny, babyfaced and named LaBeouf he’s decided to don the MANTLE OF DOUCHE and call people faggots instead of keeping it real and being one. He just seems so angry! I think he would be more comfortable in his own skin if he was an artsy, snarky, pretty gay boy but that’s just me. I think that should be the subtitle for the sequal to Indiana Jones:
Indiana Jones and the Mantle of Douche
Dah-Da-Dahhhhhhhhh!!!
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