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Selma Blair Just Challenged Me To A Duel

July 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I’m gonna bum-rush that bitch’s closet if she keeps this up!  I don’t know if anyone else noticed but Selma Blair (or her stylist) has definitely been keeping up her A-Game as of late. She wore a darling Unhee jumper to MTV’s TRL and a sexy/perfectly cut bubble dress on Leno.  I read somewhere that it was a Stella McCartney but I’m so unsure…Maybe Pre-Spring collection?  I dunno.  Regardless she’s cute! Meowwwwwww

I so wish there were easy indicators of gayness now a’days.  ‘Member back in the olden days when you could tell chicks were a little lezi by having short hair or wearing minimal makeup?  Or by the way they walked?  Or by they way they talked?  Or by their refusal to bend to socially misogynist norms? *cough* *lindsay lohan* *cough-cough*  Now it’s like deciphering the rosetta stone figuring out who’s into whom.  Everyone is on the lezzi train! The gaydar is strong with me but I’m gonna need infrared pretty soon.

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  • 1 msmolly // Jul 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    I’d hump her raw for that jumper and those shoes! Also, since you brought up Lindsey Lohan, can I just say WTF is with her girlfriend? I don’t care that she’s a lezzi, but come on, can’t she date someone a little more attractive? SaMANtha Ronson is U-G-L-Y! I don’t particularly care for Lindsey Lohan, and wouldn’t put out her firecrotch for anything, but I still feel like she could get her freak on with a better looking girl.

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