Angelina cries.  It’s not funny but I think tears were great lube.  Naturally, the clip adds to her hotness for me…GF
Damn spider drawings…TB
You can masturbate.  Just don’t strangle hookers while you do it…LOLGOD(loves the site)
Boobies! (NSFW)…DSFF
All the Britney Spears For the Record promo commericals.  I’m so excited!…TVPC
In case anyone still uses Limewire…IB!
Megan Fox is a [...]

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Angelina is in therapy according to Star Magazine because she thinks she’s fat.  These are pictures from her first post-twin red carpet walk.  Yeah, super fat.  I can’t believe Brad can choke down his vomit long enough to impregnate her.  She’s really revolting.
“She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food [...]

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A ton of the news and celeb sites are talking about Roseanne Barr’s comments about Brangelina on her blog. Here is what most of the sites are printing:
“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it [...]

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maddox (adopted)* 2002
zahara (adopted)* 2005
pax (adopted)* 2007
shiloh 2006
vivienne 2008
knox 2008
me: so, i’m dying trying to find something, even remotely interesting to post about angie’s new bebbehs knox and vivienne
i’m here typing, knox, vox, docks, chaulks….meh, they’re too good for the first part of the alphabet
fucking richies
they probably had their attorneys search for [...]

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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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I absolutely refuse to post on Angelina Jolie having her babies at some point, sometime, in the near future…Maybe. The picture of them fucking created by Mr. and Mrs. Smith in my mind is wearing off. I also refuse to write about Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournakova having been married. Two hot people [...]

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Today’s Natalie Morales interviewed Jack Black and Angelina Jolie who are promoting Kung Fu Panda. Jack spilled the beans that Angelina is having twins and Natalie asked what the sexes are. Now, I’m no great reader of body language but it looked like Angelina was going to do one of the following:
1. Jump [...]

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!?!?–One of the disturbing images that comes up when you google furries(nsfw)…G
Anyone want to tell me why I keep getting so much traffic for the search term “Kate Hudson fuck video” lately?
If I could get any money I’d go here…MD
Finally…A place where the men have less body hair than the women…TMT
I’ve let a dude [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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It’s Angelina Jolie’s new action movie Wanted!
You know what I wanted? I wanted her to have some lasagne bolognese before she made another action film. Everybody knows you can’t jump through windows and shit on 1,200 calories a day. Puh-leez…have you seen stunt women? They don’t fuck around. They [...]

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