Now that the election is over, my party is cleaned up, my throat is getting sore and there’s nothing to look forward to till New Year’s Eve I turn my attentions back to the likes of Jessica Alba.  I don’t know how someone can work so hard to be so dull but she manages to [...]

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I know that, everyday, I confirm to you that I’m immature and perverted but just to make sure: doesn’t Nahla Ariela sound like “gnaw onna areola” to you?  Just saying!
Here’s Halle Berry’s lil’ mini-me, Nahla Ariela Aubry.  I wish she was gnawin’ on a areola in that picture!  I guess those precious cookies are reserved [...]

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Anyone who takes their fashion cues from Hillary Duff is a fool and no patriot!  I understand people’s need to dress down when running errands in the real world but Nicole Richie is no person and L.A. is nowhere close to reality.  Who the fuck told these trampies that cut-offs and moccasins was an okay [...]

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I’m gonna skip over all the Tito, steroid, impotence jokes. I’m also going to pass on all the “her vagina’s so big” jokes ’cause they’re lame. So I’ll just cut to the chase: Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s bebbeh. I’m happy for her; I know she’s said she [...]

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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Baby’s new born skin? Or bling so huge you could land a plane by turning it towards the sun?
You wanna know how I know Jennifer Lopez doesn’t spend much time handling her kids? Look at the fucking rock on her finger. I realize she’s known for lascivious diamond hoarding but you could [...]

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Us magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba had Cash Warren’s meal ticket.  Oops!  Did I say that!?  Yikes, I’m inappropriate!  I meant they had a baby named Honor Marie Warren.  I’m sure she’s beautiful.
Wait I take that back, I’m sure she’ll be beautiful in a couple days.  Newborns look like lil’ purple aliens with cone [...]

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Maybe Halle is part alien! Or maybe she is just incredibly physically gifted and works her ass off to get back in shape after having a bebbeh. Either way, she was out and about looking fantastic!
Mah-Ma!

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I always think to myself “oh god, I’m not ready to be a mother.  I drink too much, wear too much make up and go out too often.”  Now, thanks to Amy Winehouse, I have seen my future as a mother and it don’t look half bad!  Who knew you could slam a shot and [...]

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