So I’m looking at these pictures of Nicolette Sheridan prancing around in Malibu and I noticed something.  If you can get past her sticking out her ass, pouting her lips and arching her back you’ll notice her weeeee baby upper arm.  It’s tiny! It’s like the top part of a lil’ T-Rex arm.  She’s got [...]

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Just think, she paid someone money so she could look like this.  Kinda makes me happy I don’t have a high level of financial liquidity; aka— any.  I can’t imagine what I’d do if I could fulfill every dismorphic whim that beset my alternatingly sober/intoxicated little mind.  I’d probably have both sets of genitals, a [...]

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Say what you want about her crazy temper and hope that it’s “just genetics” that keeps her on top in the modeling world but…Good Lord LADY!  Regardless of the reason, she’s an astounding looking woman.  Please don’t comment about some 19 year old or other, being hotter.  There’s no comparison.
She is 38.  She will be [...]

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I don’t mean her as a person; I don’t know her.  She sucks because she’s so fucking beautiful.  I am very rarely jealous but damnit, I’m allowed just this once.  I think what irks me most is that she looks so damn happy.  Happy Schmappy La-Dee-Dah.  My hair is luminous and my eyes are the [...]

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Huge gallery of Dita nekked…GOB (NSFW)
I’m not the only fucked up motherfucker who likes tentacle rape. You’ll be shocked to know it’s SFW…FF
Britney out in a bikini…FM
Amy Winehouse is in the hospital, here’s the start of the end…SC
Matthew McConaughey’s bongos…ABH
Instead of thinking of her like this, I prefer to remember her like this…FD (NSFW)
He’s [...]

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This week’s Alien Vs. Predator is Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana Vs. Japanese porn star Suzuka Ishikawa. Who’s more extrawhoredinary? This is gonna be a tough one and I’m sure you’ll come down firmly on one side or the other. Personally, I’m kinda over the whole Victoria’s Secret Brazilian Supermodel craze and am [...]

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You wanna know why she’s running? Because celeb bloggers are mean!** Not to her silly, I don’t care about her—to ME! I always just link to shit I find funny, have actually read and sincerely think you’ll enjoy. But linking, as you see it in other blogs is a marketing tool and [...]

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I wonder how it must feel for Flavio Briatore to never know 100% that he is truly loved for his person. I understand a lot of people aren’t truly loved by their significant other but it’s rarely this glaringly obvious. I’m sure they’re both okay with it. I can only assume that [...]

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Lordy, Lordy. Is it a sign that I’m getting old that I look at porn and think to myself: “I miss my 18-year-old skin elasticity! I had no clue that the texture, movement and color would change so much as I got older! Look at her skin! You can not photoshop [...]

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Sewwwwww, I downloaded these pics from thumbnail size and I started editing them and realized: that’s not Britney Spears. So, naturally, I decided I shouldn’t post them right? But then I thinks to myself: what’s the fucking difference if it’s Britney Spears or some other chick in a bikini? They are both [...]

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