All that hoity-toity camera lighting, touch-ups, filters and even nipple in Eva’s shoot; still, I’d still say Gia has it wrapped up. Plus, doesn’t it look cold where Eva is? Fuck cold sand!
I’d take a mediocre companion in a place somewhere tropical like Gia’s shoot, over golden cock in Antarctica any day! Hell, [...]

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McCainBlogette.com: anything that a blonde chick puts an “ette” after is automatic FAIL.
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JM: “Quick Meghan: who are some of the most famous celebrities in the world?”
MM: “Uhhhhhh…Gosh! There’s so many! *twirls hair and bites frosted cupcake lipgloss* Jeez! I dunno, like Britney Spears?”
JM: “Uh-huh” *jotting feriously*
MM: “Lauren?”
JM: “Lauren Bacall?”
MM: “No Daddy! [...]

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This is going to be one of those “flow of consciousness” posts. I work everyday and rarely get a day off. Today being a national holiday, gave me an excuse to not answer the phone when clients were stalking me. I worked in the yard for 7-straight-hours instead— ’cause I’m a rock [...]

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Sorry but just ’cause it looks like old porn doesn’t mean it’s not porn.

p.s. EW!?—on the dead animals.

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How do they do it? How do they pop out bebbies and then look like this? Damn celebrities. Thank goodness I’ll never have to stand next to a celebrity in a swimsuit. I’m so happy that I live in Iowa and just have to deal with binge-drinking, college girl bodies at [...]

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What the fuck are these two wearing!? Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were out promoting their new movie The Other Boleyn Girl wearing tapestry. Fugg. The movie is set in the 16th century when tapestry was in vogue so maybe they’re trying to stay in character; who knows.
What I do know is [...]

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Here’s Heidi Montag’s new video, apparently. It looks like it was filmed on some home camcorder and cut up on her pc. You know when an artist puts out a song and some lame-o puts it up on YouTube over a static photo or a montage of stills? That’s what I thought [...]

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FBS-Weapon of Choice. Dated, but still makes me happy inside. There are (few) old dudes I’d fuck—Christopher Walken is definitely one of them.
Doesn’t bitch google? That shit don’t work…WWTD
Shovel to Face…CS
Both are hot but someone needs to bust out the #2 guard…TB
LOLz-T-Rex!…DL
Ha. Wait. Huh? [...]

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I just loved typing that title. I can’t even tell you how hilarious I find crack. Naturally, it’s the thing for Amy and here’s the video I posted about last night:

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