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Do you think these chicks get bronzer on the toilet paper when they wipe their ass?  Not being a total skank myself, I wonder these things.  I was watching Dr.90210 the other night and a skeezer (bringin’ it back) bleached her asshole.  I don’t know why but it kinda made me wonder: just how fucking [...]

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I got a shit ton of links to share with you guys; I’ve been surfing too much and not posting enough the past few weeks.  I know you’re probably still trying to tear yourself away from the last freaky doll post but I had to do it to you again.  I don’t know if these [...]

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I don’t wear panties under my moo moo.  However, I don’t wear my moo moo on national TV.  Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America performing her shitteous song Come On Over in a moo moo with either no panties, or a severely wedged thong.  It’s kinda funny she gets shit about her low cut [...]

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Tara Reid’s new clothing line will be decorated with “trinkets, charms and beads” in eight colors to “inspire emotions.”  Unless they got chardonnay yellow or rum punch red, bitch has no takers over here.  Tara Reid helping us with “putting into the universe what you want in life” by adorning hoe clothes with crayola beads [...]

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Nicole “Coco” Austin put this up on her myspace calling herself “Spiderwoman.”
HELP! I’VE FALLEN AND I GOT A BUTT!

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Looks like more than Kendra is on the outs. Dasha Astafieva is a Ukrainian model who has apparently caught the eye of Hugh Hefner in a big way. So much so, the Towheaded Triumvirate are getting squirmy. Plan B time ladies; get to the pole!
According to Russia Today the Ukrainian Playboy [...]

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McCainBlogette.com: anything that a blonde chick puts an “ette” after is automatic FAIL.
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JM: “Quick Meghan: who are some of the most famous celebrities in the world?”
MM: “Uhhhhhh…Gosh! There’s so many! *twirls hair and bites frosted cupcake lipgloss* Jeez! I dunno, like Britney Spears?”
JM: “Uh-huh” *jotting feriously*
MM: “Lauren?”
JM: “Lauren Bacall?”
MM: “No Daddy! [...]

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Looks like Uma Thurman is pregnant.  Ohhhhhh…That’s why she decided to get married to whitey-whitey Euro boy. I get it now.  Well, actually I don’t get it. Why do people get married just because they’re knocked up?  It’s ’cause of baby jesus isn’t it?
TRUST ME, BABY JESUS CRIES BECAUSE YOU’RE WHORES, NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE INSEMINATED
Only [...]

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Wanna know why I have no clue what defines “fat” you silly hookers? ‘Cause it’s not defined. Fat to one douche bag, sitting behind his computer, jerking off to old pics of Miley Cyrus is a whole stratosphere away from what I’d say was fat. Hell, what I’d say was fat about [...]

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Thanks to MusicWarship for bringing this shit to my attention. Dems my hooligans!
Now for ur linkies my lil’ pinkies…
Wha!? That dude is a chick?…ETk!
Sick child molesters should be peeled…TSG
If ol’ dude smacked my ass that’s about what I’d do-Bitch got jacked!…NT
More franken titty. Don’t get implants!…ML(nsfw)
Your blues don’t match…ML(nsfw)
Weave probs and this time [...]

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