I never get sick of those motivational joke posters…UMOA
Extreme activities competition…Flabber
This is just hilarious. To me. So yeah, it’s probably just sick…SO
My head is lopsided bitch! Suck a dick…AfroJ
So much awesomeness in one blog, I can’t even tell ya…LP
Some scientists can tell how much of a orgasm slut I am. Awesome…SR
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Is McCain Dying Or Tryin’ To Grab A Piece?
October 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment
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Jennifer Ellison Looks Like A Whorey Precious Moments Doll
October 7th, 2008 · 6 Comments
I got a shit ton of links to share with you guys; I’ve been surfing too much and not posting enough the past few weeks. I know you’re probably still trying to tear yourself away from the last freaky doll post but I had to do it to you again. I don’t know if these [...]
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Salma Hayek:Danke Fräulein Funbags!
October 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments
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Another Pseudo Celeb Weighs In On Death & Burn Victims
September 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
Samantha Ronson talks about DJ AM, along with her and Lindsay being lesbian lovas. Everyone is peeing about this being the “coming out” statement from Lindsay and Sam. I think we are little past this stage aren’t we? I think everyone should be focusing on getting details about their sex life but that’s just me.
I [...]
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Guess That Frankentitty: Katie Price
July 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment
CapeeTan Obvious won it! It was Katie Price A.K.A. Jordan the Uk glamour model, playboy model and reality TV star. I use the word “star” loosely but their family is pretty fucking funny on Katie and Peter. Good job Captain Obvious and good luck with the motorboat. I think motor boating her [...]
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Alien Vs. Predator: Heidi Klum Vs. Jesse Jane
May 22nd, 2008 · 8 Comments
Who’s more extrawhoredinary? Today’s model vs. porn star is Heidi Klum vs. Jesse Jane. Is everyone still on the porn train or does Heidi have what it takes to override my your sick-o preferences?
OR
Irony is, they are both wearing about the same amount of clothing. They’re both selling sex, it’s just: real boobies [...]
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Alien Vs. Predator: Miranda Kerr Vs. Aria Giovanni
May 6th, 2008 · 7 Comments
Models and Porn Stars; who’s more extrawhoredinary? Hairless and anorexic looking or hairless and paid for sex?
Or
I have to weigh in: Mmmmmmmm…Aria….Mmmmmmm…
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Leelee Sobieski Is A Dominatrix
May 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Now that I have your attention, I wanted to share a clip from the new DVD Walk All Over Me. In the movie Tricia Helfer and Leelee Sobieski, in all her booberrific glory, are dominatrixes! Whore score! In case you watch the clip and think the plot looks a little, ho-hum, just [...]
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I <3 Furries
May 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
!?!?–One of the disturbing images that comes up when you google furries(nsfw)…G
Anyone want to tell me why I keep getting so much traffic for the search term “Kate Hudson fuck video” lately?
If I could get any money I’d go here…MD
Finally…A place where the men have less body hair than the women…TMT
I’ve let a dude [...]
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Hot Lesbian Fantasy Day!
April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
So, I think I’m in the clear ’cause my Grandma doesn’t read this blog; I hope your grandma doesn’t either. Otherwise, I’d have to write something like “hummmmm, what could these two vegetarians be hunting with their midriffs showing and mouths agape?” Slutty McSlutterton wants to know. A BK Big Fish [...]
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