According to wiki the theme for Marie Claire is “More than a Pretty Face”.  What we find inside is the “more,” is that Jennifer Connelly loves:
Apples (no really, she talks about how much she loves apples)
A little black dress (no way, I’ve never heard an actress say that)
Pictures of her family (her husband, kids and [...]

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Now that the election is over, my party is cleaned up, my throat is getting sore and there’s nothing to look forward to till New Year’s Eve I turn my attentions back to the likes of Jessica Alba.  I don’t know how someone can work so hard to be so dull but she manages to [...]

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Oooohhh good job Jessica!  Last time you bored us with that tan, monochromatic barf fest and this time you’re taking it up a notch with creeeeeeeeam.  Edgy and exciting like other things cream: soy milk and ooooh, mini blinds, yeah, and hot-hot lampshades so hot, uh huh, and old t-shirts…I’m gonna cum you’re so exotic [...]

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I don’t think Jessica Biel could look any more bland in these pictures from the Palm Springs International Shortfest.  She has her lips done; you’d think that’d give me a reason to gawk.  Even if it’s due to repulsion, I want to look at frankentitties and wonk eyes.  She’s got nothin’.  How drab.
Her hair is [...]

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According to NY Daily News, Uma Thurman is engaged to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson. Check out the article it’s riveting; half of it is about how big her ring is. *gag* Ol’ dude apparently has two kids with Elle Macpherson. He must be swangin’ pole is all I gotta say, [...]

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I was all excited when I saw these FHM pictures of Megan Fox ’cause I’ve posted pics before where Megan Fox was looking damn fine. However, here, not so much. Boring poses, bad lighting, dead eyes, sound bite interview. Snooze.
Oh and don’t forget the requisite men’s magazine quotes, talking about how bad she [...]

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OMG!!! I don’t give a shit!!! *Mcauley Culkin face slap*
According to People Magazine’s website, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged after dating for over a year. Who fuckin’ cares, she’ll keep acting like a teaser whore and he’ll still keep being the dude in movies that makes me say “is that fuckin’ [...]

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No, unfortunately it’s not Mango from Saturday Night Live. I love that bitch! Mango is a clothing line for which Penelope Cruz and her sister (super hot too) designed a 25 piece collection. Not interesting. However, she is so incredibly beautiful I take any opportunity to post on her I can.

Saturday [...]

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I hope there’s a sex tape…PS
She’s obviously not breast feeding…TS
Open mouth, insert…ETk! 
A combination for hilarity…DS
Ho-ly shit…B
The shit happens to me ALL the time…TM [NSFW]
Douche out of water…HT
Paris’ vagina spotted…DM
Potatohead! HA!…SC

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What the fuck are these two wearing!? Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were out promoting their new movie The Other Boleyn Girl wearing tapestry. Fugg. The movie is set in the 16th century when tapestry was in vogue so maybe they’re trying to stay in character; who knows.
What I do know is [...]

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