Looks like more than Kendra is on the outs. Dasha Astafieva is a Ukrainian model who has apparently caught the eye of Hugh Hefner in a big way. So much so, the Towheaded Triumvirate are getting squirmy. Plan B time ladies; get to the pole!
According to Russia Today the Ukrainian Playboy [...]

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Oh ho!  Lookie what’s wees gots this week!  Digital Playground’s new contract star Gabriella Fox vs. Luz Elena Gonzalez, Univision host, former Miss Mexico and hot ass bikini model.  This is not a battle between model and porn star!  This is triumph for all of us!
I am completely torn on this one guys, 19 year [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is Ana Beatriz Barros vs. Jenna Haze. In my personal opinion both of them are a little lacking in the grill department but still hot. Don’t crucify me! I said in my opinion! However, I think they more than make up for it in other ways. [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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Dita Von Teese in Maxim Germany.

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As an back asswards continuation of extrawhoredinary’s fight against the FrankenTitty, I’m starting a new reoccurring spot—Name That FrankenTitty!!! Yay!!! …Or wait…Gross!!! Uhh…aaaah! I’m excited but I don’t know why and simultaneously I’m grossed out! Awesome! And? I peed a little…
*ahem*
Since I come across about a bajillion FrankenTitties a day, I figured [...]

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I was all excited when I saw these FHM pictures of Megan Fox ’cause I’ve posted pics before where Megan Fox was looking damn fine. However, here, not so much. Boring poses, bad lighting, dead eyes, sound bite interview. Snooze.
Oh and don’t forget the requisite men’s magazine quotes, talking about how bad she [...]

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Page Six is reporting “furious Denise returns fire” in the newest round of articles, statements and interviews where Denise Richards (tramp) and Charlie Sheen (dirty whore bastard) are fighting. Denise is out hitting up all the talk shows for her new reality show and all the interviewers want to ask her about is her [...]

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Sweet Bebbe Jesus! It’s like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie and Nelly Furtado—all rolled into one. You best believe I googled this aesthetically tortuous whore. She’s a model (no shit) and has done a couple big campaigns. God.
Note: from the pics I found, it doesn’t appear she an ass— that’s okay, I [...]

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What the fuck are these two wearing!? Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were out promoting their new movie The Other Boleyn Girl wearing tapestry. Fugg. The movie is set in the 16th century when tapestry was in vogue so maybe they’re trying to stay in character; who knows.
What I do know is [...]

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