No matter how this comes out, someone is going to hate me.  But, *deep breath* after listening to house, dance, techno, pop, electronica, etc…and any combination of remixes thereof, for over a decade I know what sounds good.  I’m no music master but I know what shit music sounds like.
I gotta say it- Lady Gaga [...]

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Stage and concept for the show was Hollywood’s equivalent of doing it from their basement.  When I saw the size of the crowd and the stars they had, I seriously reconsidered my “no boozin’ on the sabbath” plan.  Let me get this straight—Lil’ Wayne and Rihanna performed twice?  Someone assumed we wanted them to perform [...]

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Buy Inspire. A perfume made by someone you don’t know, with Christina Aguilera’s name on it.  If you want to emulate “Christina’s love for constantly expressing her femininity in surprising ways” see below.
HAIR DYE: Color Gel: Oleic Acid; Aqua/Water; Cocamide MIPA; Octyldodecanol; Benzyl Alcohol; Alcohol Denat.; Ethanolamine; Ammonium Hydroxide; Oleth-30; Hexadimethrine Chloride; MEA-Laureth Sulfate; Parfum/Fragrance; [...]

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Christina Aguilera’s new spot for rock the vote. She’s holding her baby Max, whom she told Larry King, has inspired her to be more politically active and care more. She wants your babies to vote too.
She also wants her agent to find more projects where she can make money without dry humping a [...]

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!?!?–One of the disturbing images that comes up when you google furries(nsfw)…G
Anyone want to tell me why I keep getting so much traffic for the search term “Kate Hudson fuck video” lately?
If I could get any money I’d go here…MD
Finally…A place where the men have less body hair than the women…TMT
I’ve let a dude [...]

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Worth1000.com has done a contest to “detouch” celebrities. Contestants gave them oral herpes, stitches, zits, bruises and stretch marks. Tres Garbage Pail Kids. It’s entertaining in the “I like to pick at any zit I have” sorta way. Oooohhh, get that blackhead Scarlett—squeeze it ’till it busts all over the [...]

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Gawd, like you’d fuck her any other way. Why you’d want a sex toy to resemble SJP, I have no clue. Maybe it’s supposed to be like the Durex ugly pillow ads.
 
They are blow up sex dolls based loosely, very loosely, on A-Listers. The term A-Lister is used loosely as well. [...]

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It’s the album cover for Madonna’s new album Hard Candy.  Didn’t Christina Aguilera play out the whole “whore in the wrestling ring” idea in her dirrty phase?  What is Madonna thinking?  What’s with that font?  Did Lourdes pick this concept and do the album design?  These are the things that concern me today…
Madonna has never [...]

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I love boobs. I’m not gonna lie.
The great part about being a girl is, you can still lust after women who just had a baby. Guys, you kinda have to consider the logistics if they gave birth naturally—there’ll be no peenie action for a bit. Yeah, yeah… I know strap-ons [...]

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Okay, okay, she’s married and they planned it but I like to fantasize that she got knocked up for sluttin’ around. I prefer to think of Christina Aguilera as she was in these pictures, not the married, mac addicted, new mommy she is.  Chrissy had a baby yesterday at 10:05pm.  A lil’ boy named Max [...]

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