Huh! Who could have seen that coming back in 2006? If only there-would-have-been-a-clue.
Welp, either way, Britney Spears has settled with Kevin Federline and given him sole custody of their sons Sean Peston, 2 1/2 and Jayden, 11/2. She gets monitored twice-weekly visits and 1 overnight visit with room to increase. Provided [...]

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I absolutely refuse to post on Angelina Jolie having her babies at some point, sometime, in the near future…Maybe. The picture of them fucking created by Mr. and Mrs. Smith in my mind is wearing off. I also refuse to write about Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournakova having been married. Two hot people [...]

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Us Magazine is claiming that Alex Rodriguez has been coming over to Madonna’s house and leaving “as late as midnight.” If she is getting a divorce then it’s only natural that she’d go after a 32-year-old given her preference for the young. Their directly injectable vitality, hebetic blood and fresh souls are easy to [...]

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According to NY Daily News, Uma Thurman is engaged to her financier boyfriend Arpad Busson. Check out the article it’s riveting; half of it is about how big her ring is. *gag* Ol’ dude apparently has two kids with Elle Macpherson. He must be swangin’ pole is all I gotta say, [...]

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Page Six is reporting “furious Denise returns fire” in the newest round of articles, statements and interviews where Denise Richards (tramp) and Charlie Sheen (dirty whore bastard) are fighting. Denise is out hitting up all the talk shows for her new reality show and all the interviewers want to ask her about is her [...]

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Mr. Hulk Hogan parading around with his new girlfriend. Yeah, that’s not his daughter Brooke Hogan. That woman is a perfectly viable mate and apparent fuck buddy who just happens to look exactly-like-his-DAUGHTER. What the fuck is wrong with people?!
 
I read somewhere he hooked up with his daughter’s friend. I’m [...]

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I hope there’s a sex tape…PS
She’s obviously not breast feeding…TS
Open mouth, insert…ETk! 
A combination for hilarity…DS
Ho-ly shit…B
The shit happens to me ALL the time…TM [NSFW]
Douche out of water…HT
Paris’ vagina spotted…DM
Potatohead! HA!…SC

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Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmond’s pseudo marriage is over.  I say pseudo ’cause they exchanged vows in a non-binding ceremony in Bora Bora.  So, welp, *dusting hands off* it’s no problem! Marriage doesn’t mean anything in Hollywood, so why should personal vows of commitment in front of friends and family?
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Pam filed for divorce again. Yep, they got married October 6th and she filed for divorce December 14th. Why does she even bother? Maybe she’s so used to being a cock jockey that if it’s worthy of a second round, she thinks she has to make it legal. Somebody tell her [...]

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Suicide watch! Somebody lock down Jessica! No carbs or guns for a month! Fox News is reporting Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are gettin’ married this weekend in the Bahamas. I guess Nick Lachey’s revenge fuck has come full circle. Let’s hope Jessica’s hooking up with Johnny Knoxville doesn’t end [...]

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