I don’t really give a shit about Heather Locklear but I thought I’d post her mug shot ’cause it’s a good D.A.R.E. group exercise: guess which drug?  I’d lose at that game but her pupils remind me of a Hentai rape victim.  “No Sambora-san! Not there!  Don’t touch me there! Ohhhh!!!”
Police said a witness reported [...]

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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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Someone gave Kim Kardashian a microphone and a leotard: may the divine Ali Lohan save us all. Don’t ask me what kind of red waterwing fuckery this is, all I know is that I pity the Armenian sweat shop worker that bedazzled her fucking name into that outfit!
If those coked-out club goers gave two [...]

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I just found this shit somewhere.  I’m fucking wasted right now and even I noticed the hellofa time they had getting her to look normal, sober or attractive.  Jesus she’s a fucking mess and they’re still putting out videos.  What the fuck is wrong with her promoters!?  I know no one is buying that shit [...]

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I’m gonna skip over all the Tito, steroid, impotence jokes. I’m also going to pass on all the “her vagina’s so big” jokes ’cause they’re lame. So I’ll just cut to the chase: Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with Tito Ortiz’s bebbeh. I’m happy for her; I know she’s said she [...]

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I pissed myself when I read this: “You are going to wear a giant crab outfit and I’m going to dress up like a French Ballerina and we are going to do it… with our genitals”…UMOA
I knew The Love Guru was gonna suck! Great blog too…PJB
Up-and-Comers in pin-up style poses…VF
Mark Wahlberg keeps it real…SOMGWTF
Creepy [...]

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You know? I was starting to not like Amy Winehouse but now that she’s straight up jackin’ fans in the face, I’m going to have to rethink this. The above video is Amy performing at Glastonbury and taking a little time mid-lyric to stick a fan. Who would go to an Amy Winehouse [...]

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I don’t know if all you fools know but Iowa is basically under water. I live about 5 blocks from the evacuation zone and I’ve been trying desperately to stay up, positive, not get wasted and help take care of a shot basement and friends staying with us who have lost just about everything. [...]

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…Save killing a baby and kickin’ an old person!
A new video and pictures surfaced on News Of The World yesterday showing Amy Winehouse sitting amongst drug paraphernalia and singing a lil’ racist diddy for your listenin’ pleasures:

Amy came out of her London pad later to tell the paps that she didn’t mean any harm with [...]

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