Okay, I’m cheese, I cried a little.  When Portia came out in her wedding dress and Ellen damn near lost it, I got a little weepy.  I’m not accustomed to crying at that sort of bullshit but it’s a proven fact that women’s emotions are more valid than men’s.  Therefore, double the genuine loving partner-to-be, [...]

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I don’t need another drug addiction but this looks downright fun…Afrojacks
I’m all for curves but what does she have wrapped around her ass and legs?  Ace bandages? I’ll take cellulite over weird body shape and movement-keep your Spanks in the drawer for sexy times…SOMGWTF
Mena Suvari Naked.  It’s good till you see the cornrows and acting…Etk!(Prob [...]

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I hope this rumor is untrue.  New York Post is reporting that my favorite, hot, brilliant, (very out) lesbian news anchor, Rachel Maddow, is facing pressure to get a “network makeover” for her new show.   Also known as: be femmy for “the suits” at MSNBC.  There is talk of a skirt; let’s hope she [...]

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LELE: BREAKFAST

Yet another reason to love Lily Allen…Yeeeah!
Oh! Dirty Boy wearing a DIRRRRTY Jock! (NSFW-cockage) f.y.i. I’m in lust with Vin. Yeah, yeah, i know, you are too…MFM-NSFW WHORES!
When you’re drunk? She looks like Venus of Urbino…GOB
Unbelieveable:”He had three dozen ways, none obscene, to describe his urinations, all recorded. He slept in two-hour stretches [...]

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Give me your best caption!  I’m sure it’ll be the same tried and true hilarious commenters who will come up with a piss my pants funny.  However, I have to throw this one out there for everyone!  Holy shit their faces are priceless…
In the quest to be sexy, only the retarded and constipated will triumph.

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And with that statement, I concede, Miss Alexyss Tylor has a valid point.

HAVE MERCY!
She really gets into describing man on man sex, ith so haught. Then again, nothing’s off limits to me. Moral of the story is: everyone should wear a condom while they have sex.

if you’re hot send pictures video in [...]

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Google it.
At least they are again, flitting to-and-fro in their little hot pants… ‘Cause they have a new record coming out! Hey, if Madonna can exploit the her sexuality by using bebbehs, t.A.T.u can use what they’d like I suppose. Just as long as I this shit doesn’t hit the radio—it’s horrible. [...]

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Portishead released their new video for The Rip for subscribers to their site. I got the special email, ’cause, well, I’m fuckin’ special. However, some asshole stole it and put it on YouTube so you can see it too. Sharing’s caring!
More Aria ’cause I love you…ATTU (nsfw)
Putin is like Hugh Hefner but [...]

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So, I think I’m in the clear ’cause my Grandma doesn’t read this blog; I hope your grandma doesn’t either. Otherwise, I’d have to write something like “hummmmm, what could these two vegetarians be hunting with their midriffs showing and mouths agape?” Slutty McSlutterton wants to know. A BK Big Fish [...]

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I was looking around for pictures and I stumbled across some pics of Lee Lee Sobieski and Julia Styles so I decided to post them. For no other reason than I think they’re sexy. Pissy girls are hot.
You know? I always kinda get the lesbian vibe from these two, [...]

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