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I’d Never Want To Be A Celebrity

August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment

In the same magazine you’re touted as one of the most beautiful women in the world AND you’re pictures are doctored so much you look like a completely-different-race. Why in the world they’d fuck with Beyonce’s pictures, I’ll never know. L’Oreal is gonna get it! I hope it’s Beyonce (not her dad, [...]

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Alive, Barely.

July 10th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Up until about an hour ago I was barely able to form a complete sentence, let alone type a post.  I slept 15 hours last night in order to get to you, here today.  I apologize for missing a day but it was either type nothing or gibberish and ruin my keyboard in sake flavored [...]

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Tags: angelina jolie · brad pitt · christie brinkley · keith urban · matthew mcconaughey · models · nicole kidman · pregnant people and babies

Da Links

July 8th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Here’s Tiga’s new video with International Supastar Transexual Amanda Lepore. She looks so hot in pictures but she has less facial movement than a Real Doll. She’s like a big-titted fuck doll everywhere else, so I guess it evens out. I’m not sure why when a EX boy girl transexual slices herself [...]

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Tags: katie holmes · models · plastic · porn · pregnant people and babies · random shit · sexy gay men · sexy gay women · the line has been crossed · vaginas

tATu Is Carefree, Happy, Bright And Showy

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Google it.
At least they are again, flitting to-and-fro in their little hot pants… ‘Cause they have a new record coming out! Hey, if Madonna can exploit the her sexuality by using bebbehs, t.A.T.u can use what they’d like I suppose. Just as long as I this shit doesn’t hit the radio—it’s horrible. [...]

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Tags: Tunes · sexy gay women · tatu · vaginas

Not Much Left To Do…

June 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments

…Save killing a baby and kickin’ an old person!
A new video and pictures surfaced on News Of The World yesterday showing Amy Winehouse sitting amongst drug paraphernalia and singing a lil’ racist diddy for your listenin’ pleasures:

Amy came out of her London pad later to tell the paps that she didn’t mean any harm with [...]

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Tags: amy winehouse · the line has been crossed

For My Fellow P-Heads

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Portishead released their new video for The Rip for subscribers to their site. I got the special email, ’cause, well, I’m fuckin’ special. However, some asshole stole it and put it on YouTube so you can see it too. Sharing’s caring!
More Aria ’cause I love you…ATTU (nsfw)
Putin is like Hugh Hefner but [...]

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Tags: Playboy · Tunes · aria giovanni · benji madden · criss angel · hugh hefner · juliette lewis · paris hilton · penises · porn · portishead · sexy gay men · slash · vaginas

♫This Is Going To Be In Your Head All Day♫

May 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments

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Tags: Uncategorized · amy winehouse · i'm pretty sure i just crossed the line · the line has been crossed

Apache Boy Is My Sunday Joint

April 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Solange even thinks Ashlee’s a reject…MTO
Colonics aren’t that bad…Jezzi
I’d take Kim’s ass over Paris’ grill anyday…MSN
It’s long but worth it. Hardest I’ve laughed inna while…UP
Damn well better be child endangerment!…ICYDK
Fucking idiot…TB
Creepy is right!…EBW
Geri Halliwell nude (site NSFW)…TM
Great Ashton Kutcher observation…HT
I don’t really give a shit about American Idol but this is funny…GM
I got [...]

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Tags: american idol · ashlee simpson · ashton kutcher · beyonce · geri halliwell · heather locklear · jimmy kimmel · kim kardashian · paris hilton · random shit · richie sambora · simon cowell · spice girls

Thank God For Vertical Stripes And Backup Singers

April 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Ashlee Simpson sucking it up on the Today Show. To say Ashlee sucks is too simple. Yep, it doesn’t fully describe the heart wrenching mass of suck she imbues. I think the best thing for one of her band members to do, would be to hit her with a shovel…A HUGE, HEAVY SHOVEL. [...]

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Tags: ashlee simpson

Horrible…

March 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Tags: random shit · the line has been crossed · vaginas