Stage and concept for the show was Hollywood’s equivalent of doing it from their basement.  When I saw the size of the crowd and the stars they had, I seriously reconsidered my “no boozin’ on the sabbath” plan.  Let me get this straight—Lil’ Wayne and Rihanna performed twice?  Someone assumed we wanted them to perform [...]

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I hope this rumor is untrue.  New York Post is reporting that my favorite, hot, brilliant, (very out) lesbian news anchor, Rachel Maddow, is facing pressure to get a “network makeover” for her new show.   Also known as: be femmy for “the suits” at MSNBC.  There is talk of a skirt; let’s hope she [...]

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This week’s Alien vs. Predator is porn’s punk rock princess, Joanna Angel vs. the Italian model Bianca Balti.  Although Bianca has enviable lips and almond shaped eyes, as I usually do, I’m gonna have to go with the naughty one!  Naughty!  Naughty!  Yay!
Plus, quite frankly, the certain willingness for me to put a finger in [...]

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The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Christian Bale is in jail right now.  His mother, 61, and sister, 40, went to the police station yesterday to turn him in for allegedly assaulting them.  Christian allegedly did “it” on Sunday night at the hotel where he’s staying.  The police let him attend “The Dark Knight” premier [...]

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Happy 4th of July everyone! That is, if you’re in the U.S. Otherwise, happy end of the work week! I’m hung over today (as usual). You know the best hang over cure? Ahhhhhhnn orgasm. Yep, it’s a vicious cycle for me.
This is Bruno Santos. He’s Brazilian. More importantly, [...]

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I’m horny, so it’s Man Meat Friday. Needless to say, combing the web for high resolution pictures of man meat has made me miserable. I wish I could wear a diaper to work in general but especially today! I think it would make ovulation and ogling hotness from the confines of your [...]

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Now that I have your attention, I wanted to share a clip from the new DVD Walk All Over Me. In the movie Tricia Helfer and Leelee Sobieski, in all her booberrific glory, are dominatrixes! Whore score! In case you watch the clip and think the plot looks a little, ho-hum, just [...]

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No, unfortunately it’s not Mango from Saturday Night Live. I love that bitch! Mango is a clothing line for which Penelope Cruz and her sister (super hot too) designed a 25 piece collection. Not interesting. However, she is so incredibly beautiful I take any opportunity to post on her I can.

Saturday [...]

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So, I think I’m in the clear ’cause my Grandma doesn’t read this blog; I hope your grandma doesn’t either. Otherwise, I’d have to write something like “hummmmm, what could these two vegetarians be hunting with their midriffs showing and mouths agape?” Slutty McSlutterton wants to know. A BK Big Fish [...]

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So here’s the video for Madonna’s new single from her upcoming album Hard Candy. It’s called “4 minutes” ’cause she’s only got 4 minutes to convert the whole world to Kabbalah in Justin’s her music video. At least that’s what I get from the shitty “I wanna make a religious statement but still [...]

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