What does Lindsay Lohan have in common with the “Black porn” genre?
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Give up?  Every time I see porn spam it’s always “black amateur cum shots,” “huge black cocks” or some derivation thereof.  If you really want to find eb-bony porn it’s impossible in a casual online search.  It really pisses me off; I [...]

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When I saw these pictures I immediately thought of Mike Myers when he plays Simon the tub boy.  Lindsay is the whoreier version but I’m sure the mental capacity and maturity level is comparable.  I can so picture her saying to the photographer “are you looking at my bum!?”  So many pseudo stars have fake [...]

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Lord Jesus get the sunscreen!  I always thought Lindsay was light skinded and freckly but damn, Sam looks like she’s on a walkabout with a Colombian!  Sammy better quit smokin’ and slather on the 45 spf.  If she doesn’t, Lindsay is gonna be stuck looking for a new wifee past what the tittie-time-table will accommodate.  [...]

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Samantha Ronson talks about DJ AM, along with her and Lindsay being lesbian lovas.  Everyone is peeing about this being the “coming out” statement from Lindsay and Sam.  I think we are little past this stage aren’t we?  I think everyone should be focusing on getting details about their sex life but that’s just me.
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YOU CAN TELL BY HIS FACE

Page Six is reporting that  Benicio Del Toro, who is starring as Che Guevara in Guerrilla, has been “partying harder than Lindsay Lohan” with director Steven Soderbergh.  Apparently they were up until 4:30 AM with what Page Six called “lap dancers;” which is P6’s way of trying to make strippers [...]

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I love News of The World. They’re reporting that Lindsay Lohan wants to have a baby with Sam Ronson and use an ex-boyfriend for the spermies.  The lovey lesbian couple, that haven’t actually admitted they’re in a sexual relationship publicly, must be ready for a baby if NOTW says it’s so!  They report:
“Lindsay is in [...]

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You know, for someone that shops seemingly everyday Lindsay Lohan sure seems to pull her ensembles out of Filene’s “Goodwill” pile. What is that she’s wearing? Pointly lapel vest, white Ray-Bans, ribbed leggings, fringey moccasin thongs and an arrowhead necklace?
What look is she going for there? Disco Indian from the Village People? [...]

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Trying to ensure she has a fall-back plan when her amazing show gets cancelled, Tila Tequila has taken up dating (?dating? could you call it that with her?) Courtenay Semel. Courtenay Semel, who was reportedly dating Casey Johnson (grand daughter of Johnson & Johnson empire) but ditched and is the daughter of Yahoo! CEO [...]

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You wanna know why she’s running? Because celeb bloggers are mean!** Not to her silly, I don’t care about her—to ME! I always just link to shit I find funny, have actually read and sincerely think you’ll enjoy. But linking, as you see it in other blogs is a marketing tool and [...]

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Here’s a clip from Dipso-Dina’s new reality where she’s talking about people needing to learn about boundaries. Dina Lohan talking about boundaries is like me talking about sobriety and abstinence. I can’t wait for this show I’m gonna watch it all, and if I’m not sterile, do everything opposite with my kids. [...]

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