Okay, how could he not be man meat!  Yes!  He licks ballz!  You don’t say?  Me too!  Wah Hoo!
Um hai, can you even imagine him and some other pretty model boy getting it on?  Nekked, sweaty, lithe boys all greased up with little to no body hair?  I can and it’s making me squirm in [...]

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Meat! Meat!  This beautiful man is half Black, half Italian and all kindsa sexy!  Yeowch!  Considering the week I’ve had and the debilitating cramps, you’d think the last thing I’d want flexing is my vagina but Anthony has healed me.  HEeeeeeeealed me!  Praise the jizz lord, hallelujah.
I was originally looking for one of those skinny, [...]

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Mammy wanna suckie dooes itty bity neeples.  This is Daniel Henny and he’s British.  He’s also a hot piece of man meat.  I’m not gonne lie to you people— I’d eat kimchi out of his ass.  Long live gorgeous Korean men who like to take their shirts off!  And a happy Friday to you!

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I’m going to do the goods and the bads.  Let’s do the positive first.  Like my mom says: five minutes of praise then let the bitch tornado blow.  Or you know, some derivation thereof…
What’s good:
1.  The hair. They got that rats nest locked DOWN.  If they couldn’t?  They just covered it with wigs in the [...]

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Matthew McConaughey did a mini-triathlon over the weekend.  The same one that JLo did but who fucking cares about that!?  Half naked man meat!  I know he’s a douche but I forgive him today, because of his hard-hard nipples and tight-tight pecs.  Also, he doesn’t talk during strenuous exercise.

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Thank god this fucking day is over.  Just when I think we’re going to transition smoothly into the weekend, I see Perez has up that Britney may or may not be practicing a dance routine for Sunday night’s VMAs.  I seriously doubt they would pass on the opportunity to make more money off of her [...]

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I know I’ve been slacking on the man meat. I’m ever so sorry. Between training (don’t ask) and my rag, my otherwise insatiable sex drive, has been going towards feeding that muscle tissue and red blood cell production. You’d think I’d be craving more visual meat; instead I’ve been frequenting The Outback [...]

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Thank Ali Lohan it’s Friday! (I decided I’m going to start praising her in place of The Messiah.) I’m so glad it’s the weekend; my busy season is winding down and work has been super boring lately. It’s good for you* ’cause I’ve been posting more but bad for me ’cause my [...]

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I can’t find jack about Sahib Faber but do we really need to know anything about him? Do you sit pondering Marissa Miller or Brad Pitt’s interests and origins? No, you don’t.
So let’s just be real and say I don’t give a flying fuck about who this guy is or what his interests [...]

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Oh La La! It’s Kerry Degman our lil’ hottie from Portland, Oregan. He’s allll white, but it’s allll right. I’d still take a nibble of this little boy when no one was looking.
CAN I HAZ PINK PEEN NOW?

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