Us Magazine is reporting that a new book by Andrew Morton Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, claims Tom approached Jennifer Garner about being his life mate.
“Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star’s voice mail in 2004 asking ‘if she knew what freedom was,’ but his advances were rebuffed.”
Our little Napoleon got dissed. Hot. I like Jennifer Garner now.
I can’t even imagine how many friends she played that for if it’s true. What a queerdo! “Do you know what freedom is?” Huh? Like, um, freedom from the shackles of being with a man with a penis? Or freedom from the rigors of modern psychiatry? Or freedom from the horror of doing good deeds and donating proportionate to your income?
I woulda kept the vm and put it in one of those christmas cards that play a recording when you open it. I’da put a big baby jesus on the front and sent it out as my holiday card. ‘Cause I’m evil as a boll weevil!
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