So this is my life. I just watched the first episode of America’s Next Top Model on YouTube and it was painful. (the Belladonna forum I surfed during, didn’t help ease the pain) I actually thought to myself that I should set a video camera facing me as I watched- to capture all my labored facial expressions for your viewing pleasure.
I felt mostly: disgust, shock, annoyance, nausea and I did make the backhand move a couple times. I love Isis and Marjorie; I wanna hug them both for different reasons. Sheena’s on the show ’cause she has attitude and she’s a big personality. Love the titties and neck work but she’s no great beauty. Then again, Adrienne Curry won one of those didn’t she?
I kept thinking during evaluation while Tyra told them to “*ahem* take off those earrings and that necklace,” that if it were me, my neck woulda been more crooked than Clark’s upbringing. I know they’re young and immature but damn lady! Condescending much? Are these your children or someone you’re giving a million dollars to, Miss Empower Everyone?
*ahem* Tyra?…lose the foundation that is a different color than the rest of your body. (throw in some neck snaps, eye-rolls, “fierces” and “ahems”) I’m never getting that 45 minutes back, am I? No, I know, I’m not…Am I going to watch again? Yeeeehsssss.
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1 Captain Obvious // Sep 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I frequent the Belladonna forums pretty frequently, and I have to say, I’m not watching America’s Next Top Model simultaneously. That leads to anti-boner…the leading cause of death in a man’s sex life.
Freakishly skinny women who look like crack addicts creating drama makes me want to perform heart surgery on myself with a rusty spoon.
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