All-around creepy, Andy Dick was arrested at Buffalo Wild Wings. Apparently, he’s being held on bail set at $5,000. He had xanax and pot in his pocket and pulled down the top of a 17-year-old girl and grabbed her boobs. No word on whether the girl was with her parents having some Jerk Wings or in the parking lot, selling her body. I think the likely story is that Andick was high, trolling for a prostitute, got the munchies and stopped at BW3s to get some wangs, forgot where he was and mistook lil’ Jessi on the way back from the bathroom for a lady of the night.
PLAUSIBLE!
There’s nothing on BW3s website in the FAQs that have helped me solve this mystery. I will leave his defense to the professionals. However, there is some good fodder for drug, prostitute, sexual harassment and child molestation jokes on their website. See here.
I would like to suggest some additional ones in light of current events:
1. If a drug addicted, has-been comedian pulls down my tube top: what should I do?
2. If a drug addicted, has-been comedian pulls down my tube top but I let him buy me onion rings right before that : what should I do?
3. Say I’m smoking pot and abusing prescription drugs in your parking lot: do I need to buy some Ultimate Nachos to use the bathroom?
4. It says on your website you’re a family restaurant and you serve BBQ wings: does that mean there will be young girls eating in bibs?
5. Do you condone using BW3’s meeting rooms for WAM gatherings? Will you supply the BBQ sauce? Are there young girls there on hand or shall we bring our own?
6. Am I just high or are there really just TWO W’s in your name?
UPDATE: If you want to see a few of the pictures of Andick in (a dead) BW3s actin’ a fool go to Celebslam.
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1 schmallison // Jul 20, 2008 at 10:38 pm
That mugshot is bringing creepy back. HOT!
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