maddox (adopted)* 2002
zahara (adopted)* 2005
pax (adopted)* 2007
shiloh 2006
vivienne 2008
knox 2008
me: so, i’m dying trying to find something, even remotely interesting to post about angie’s new bebbehs knox and vivienne
i’m here typing, knox, vox, docks, chaulks….meh, they’re too good for the first part of the alphabet
fucking richies
they probably had their attorneys search for the names LEAST likely to be to form a catchy cheezy nickname for…
everyone is struggling…i’ve heard some really bad ones on other blogs.
L: oh, i did not know she had her babies!
me: yeah
she did
L: well, knox rhymes with cocks
me: knox and vivienne are their names
(yeah the cocks is a given…i know)
L: and vivienne rymes with shmivienne
ahahahaha
me: but how do i tie that in with them and fame or brangelina
L: Shmivienne Cocks Jolie
L: I don’t know, sorry
me: what the fuck is shmivienne?
L: hahaha Knox huh?
me: yeah
L: Like, Fort Knox?
me: (yes like fort knox)
okay so the best i could think of after frigging brain storming like 20 min is
tweedle son and tweedle V
like tweedle dum and dweedle dee
L: ya, do it
me: blah
L: Why did they have to pick those names!
Gar mate
me: it’s not that good
L: How about hooker number 1 and number 2?
me: lol
you can’t call babies hookers!
L: you can’t??!
whatever
me: well…you can, and, i wouldn’t put it past me but…
they’ll be whored out soon enough
me: whored out so fast probably, their existence will be documented for millions
L:yes
me:seriously, it’s one thing when you go OUT of your way to fuck for money (see:whore) but when your parents SELL you for cash…before you cognizant of anything? yikes.
L:word to that
me: jesus
L: how about “How to catch a Predator Baby # 1 and # 2?
me: LMAO
no fucking a baby jokes…
well
….
not yet.
L:heh heh
sorry, can’t help ya. i am too sick minded to come up with any clever names
me: sick minded is good
i need help
L: i’lll help ya
with what?
hehe
me: um
well besides the alcoholism, control issues, debilitating narcissism and gas…i mean with thinking of something funny to call dem twin bitches!
L: hahahaha
oh right
right
hrm..
let me go think….
me: ADD is bad
aren’t you learning that in your grad studies about bebbehs?
L: gotta go sit in the corner wth my darth mask on first.
me: does your Darth Vadar mask put you in a zen state?
or just make you horny and able to focus after you jizz
forming mental picture
L: GESH
jesh
yesh
yiesssh
me: so yes. yeah….that’s what i figured
L: the force will be with you
you will find a name soon
Sent at 8:43 PM on Sunday
me: hahahah
i just took the laundry out and hung it up so i was gone a bit…very reassuring L…the force, yes, that will keep me going
Sent at 8:53 PM on Sunday
L: yay!
me: i was being a smart ass
L: lol ya, i know
it’s okay
i believe in the force
maybe i’ll tell my therapist that next time i see her
hahahaha
me:so going to a therapist and believing in a non corporeal mover of some sort-that’s not unheard of?
clutching my blankey
L: hahahaha
oh, wait…good point.
hrmm…
i will think of something more off the wall then
me: what if i throw my shit AT the wall like a crazed monkey?
L: maybe i’ll dress up as Darth, and that way I will be incognito as well
yess, throw your shit! hilarious!
Sent at 8:59 PM on Sunday
me: so monkeys, darth vadar,shit throwing and therapy
is that some sort of cool theme for the brangelina twins? no. why do we get sidetracked so?
L: cuz we have ADD .
what name?
me: nickname!
throws hands up in air
L: which nickname?
me: nickname for the twins
L: hello, earth to L.
me: the original topic and reason for this whole conversation
L: i am nodding, yes.
Sent at 9:05 PM on Sunday
me: hahaha
are you still drinking?
or you still high of the amaretto from the OG?
L:just distracted and uh, losing brain cells…they’re dropping like flies from the heat and all the drinking i’ve done it the past week. sorry!
me: okay,instead of doing a post on them boring babies and their perfect parents i’m just gonna post our converation
L: omg, DON DO DAT.
me: *conversation (sorry i’m on wine glass #2 +/- the Olive Garden “itrailian marg” with amaretto)
ha! why not? we didn’t say anything but: we laugh at sex with baby jokes, i have a blankey, we both need therapy and i throw my shit when provoked.
UPDATE: The twins made a poopie; Nicolas Sarkozy had it dipped in gold and mounted it on a plaque.
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1 msmolly // Jul 14, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Rumor mill is that pics of the two new Jolie-Pitts are going to go for $15-$20 million and they’re going to donate it to charity. Maybe they can give it to our country seeing as that we’re in debt up to our eyeballs!!!!!!
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