Ha ha! Fooled you with that title! You were thinking “what? what? is this some sort of cataclysmic change of events being revealed to me right here on extrawhoredinary? is it possible that Britney knows something, anything?” Ha ha! Fuckers! I had you waiting with bated breath didn’t I!? See, I gotta fuck with you to make Britney being dumb interesting; it’s so old hat I think I’m going to have to start just putting up hardcore porn to get you to read about our stinky Shitney Smears. She’s so out of touch with reality she’s getting:

1. news about her family from the paps

2. has no clue her sister’s pregnant the night before it’s printed nationally

3. cares enough about the paps she argues with them

4. went brunette again.

DUMB WHORE