Lindsay Lohan is my new favvie whore. News of the World is reporting she hooked up with three different guys while in Italy. They got one of them to talk, Alessandro diNunzio, and he sounded like a wounded pup saying:
“I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys.
…I think that’s the way things are with Lindsay. But she was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match.”
Ahahahahaha! I thoughta she-a loved me! I thoughta we maka bebbies and shea maka me pasta foraeva!!! Boo hoo hoooooo!
This dude is 27, they fucked 6 hours after meeting and he’s hurt she hooked up with other guys??? Awwww…I bet it was his first time too. So cute. He did say that they had safe sex but he said it probably won’t happen again since he found out about the others she bagged and tagged. What dude says:
“I don’t think I will see her again now that I have learned that she was seeing other guys at the same time as she was seeing me.”
What a fuckin’ pimp. It’s offical—I love Lindsay Lohan now. I want to be her bff.
Italian Sausage Hunter
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