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Poor Lourdes

May 7th, 2008 · 7 Comments

madonna is a molester lady

See? This is exactly the typa shit I’m talking about. What the fuck is Madonna thinking? Can you imagine, even with all the ridiculous privledge/spoilage, how Lourdes must feel when she sees her mom making out with “that one girl that graduated two grades ahead of me”? Berk.

I may be the freak here but when I was a teenager I had to work real hard, in my hormonally engorged mind, to not think of just about everyone, if even for a millisecond, in some sexual way. I’m not saying that being a teenager makes you incestual but geez Madonna! Pick another cohort! You got like three generations between you and your daughter!

Let’s just hope that Lourdes, when she becomes famous (inevitable), doesn’t have the same finesse for sexual rule breaking as her mama…All Madonna has left her is Furry love, plant humping and incest. Ewwww!

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Honeybell // May 7, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Christ, would someone please tell her how old she is?? 50 year old women, no matter how good they look, have no business making out with random chicks. It’s not sexy, it’s icky.

  • 2 Schmallison // May 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    In Madonna’s defense, this photo was actually taken 10 years in the future.

  • 3 theprincess // May 8, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Ew schmallison! EW!

  • 4 msmolly // May 11, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Well, I gotta say, if you were going to switch teams from dudes to chicks (or vice versa), Madonna would be your go-to-gal (guy).
    For more visual proof, see picture from extawhoredinary post http://www.extrawhoredinary.com/ashley-simpson/adam-tensta-is-cool/#more-1621 (Madonna has guns…)

  • 5 schmallison // May 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Madonna is just like all the powerful celebs: 50+ and mackin’ on the young and starstruck. She’s just one of the only females to do it. She’s gonna be 70 and have some hot young thing wiping her ass for her.

  • 6 schmallison // May 28, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Okay, I forgot about Paula Abdul…she does it too. Kookookachoo!

  • 7 tATu Is Carefree, Happy, Bright And Showy // Jun 12, 2008 at 7:08 am

    [...] their little hot pants… ‘Cause they have a new record coming out! Hey, if Madonna can exploit the her sexuality by using bebbehs, t.A.T.u can use what they’d like I suppose. Just as long as I this shit doesn’t hit [...]

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