Yeah I didn’t notice either. Who’s that hot whore shakin’ Jack Nicholson’s hand!? That’s what I wanna know! Me-ow!
Now, I know, you’re saying to yourself “how does she think he’s hot if she can’t even see his face?” To which I respond: exactly. I’m fairly certain I’m ovulating right now which means three things:
1. Faces are not of consequence.
2. The edge of a nice bicep makes me do the pee-pee dance.
3. I start scanning all celebrity photos for the most fuckable piece of man meat. (the closer he looks to a pile of seething testosterone, the better)
It just might be stupid, pretty, man-meat day here at Extrawhoredinary! Yay!
*putting on diaper just in case*
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