My new In Touch is reporting Vanessa Minnillo might pose for Playboy. Has she not figured out the equation for being in Playboy yet?
It’s as follows; if you pose and you:
a) are trash
b) are a whore
c) have a bangin’ body that everyone hasn’t seen already
d) are controversial in some way
= more work and publicity.
If you:
a) are boring
b) are a pageant girl
c) have a boring body
d) are known ’cause you fuck a musician (see Shanna Moakler)
/ no causal increase in work and publicity.
I’m happy that Playboy is still trying to find titties that are real. However I want this to serve as a public service announcement to you C-list whores contemplating spreading it in the hazy soft light; if we don’t care now-we won’t care when you’re naked either.
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