Victoria Beckham was caught incognito at NY Fashion Week. Apparently a civilian photographer, not versed in the ways of celebrities, was able to pick out the wily Beckham who had cleverly donned a dress that perfectly matched her skin tone.
When asked how he spotted the impish singer he replied simply “I just noticed all the food she passed by disappearing into a black wormhole-like vortex and started snapping away; luck I guess.” The photog has apparently been offered millions for his seemingly psychic ability to pick up on what “normal people” would see; an unheard of occurrence in paparazzi to-date. All the other photos taken by paparazzi were of shiny things, concave butts, clavicles and faux fur.
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